"If you're going to make fun of me—" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet cheeks. I never said I was making fun of you. Honestly, I think it's hot that you've touched so few people in your life. You're disciplined, upstanding, successful. But you blush when we talk about your lack of experience. I don't know, you looking like a sex god, but being virtually untouched makes my dick so fucking hard for you, I just want to slide myself in your ass until my balls touch your skin, and fuck you until you cry for me." He licked his lips. "Respectfully."