A Lion's Tale: Around the World in Spandex

by Chris Jericho

evil goons

his day job as a financial planner.

I needed my wittle beddie-weddie.

The fans equate girth and mass with power

I never sex with you. You are gay boy!

jack off into a jar, place it in the fridge, and drink it,

Tenryu told me to be extra-stiff with his young boys,

“Wow, those are nice. Can I see them?” He handed me the tulips and I beat them over his bald head.

You start off hoping she’ll call, then you get bummed