Pucking Ever After: Volume 1 (Jacksonville Rays, #1.5)

by Emily Rath

The difference between me and Mars is that I get to fuck you and I have to claim your remains when you get steamrolled by a bus?”

Maybe I’ll rescind your best friend badge and give it to Poseidon.” The dog barks at hearing his name,

“I cannot believe that I’m a literal fucking doctor, and yet not a single one of you put me down as your emergency contact,” I say.

Why do I always end up naked in this kitchen?

“You’re having our baby in an IKEA!” He drags a hand through his hair. “Ohmygod, we’re gonna have to name it Flörp or Lörten or something, aren’t we?”