“Imagine delicious chunks of pineapple, dusted with cinnamon and salt, and then roasted until they’re caramelised and tender before having a little bit of lime squeezed over them. Now imagine what you get instead is broccoli. That’s what messengers are.” “Please tell me that pineapple thing is what you’re making for lunch.” “No, I’m cooking broccoli.” “What?” “See? They’re the worst.”
