“How do I have a headache?” he asked wearily. “My head doesn’t have any of the things that can give you a headache in it.” “It’s possibly psychosomatic,” Shade suggested. “Would you like me to do your beard as well?” “You should, bro,” Taika said. “It’s bad?” Jason asked. “It’s basically a soul patch, plus a line running along your jaw. You look like an old child actor that hasn’t gotten acting work since the nineties, was on drugs for a while but kicked it about ten years ago and is now super wholesome and in a Christian rock group.” “That sounds extremely specific,” Jason said. “Just a
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