Clive arrived riding Onslow. After dropping Clive off, the rune tortoise turned into a cloud of colourful lights that sank through Clive’s shirt to become a tattoo on his torso. “Clive,” Jason said. “I always wondered, does the big chest tat help with the ladies?” “No,” Clive said. “Turning it into an adorable tortoise they can feed lettuce leaves to helps with the ladies.”

