The Prince's Dearest Guards (The Prince's Dearest Guards, #1)

by Beau Van Dalen

The Crown Prince peered around to check for any signs of another villager in sight. Once he saw no one, he deemed it safe to behave in ways the entire royal court would have likely disapproved of, Hal took off his boots.

Kaiser placed a hand over his chest. “For my heart belongs to you, Prince Hal.”

*gags*

He joined Elwood into the water, under which he submerged his entire leg; Kaiser shivered, a brief, barely audible gasp escaped him. He turned towards the Crown Prince. The glint in his eyes was that of a man ready to kill. “It’s perfect, Your Highness,” Kaiser motioned to the sea. “I doubt it would be possible for you to catch a cold, even if you tried.” Kaiser lowered his head ever so slightly, his fingers still frozen in the direction of the ocean. “After you,” he said.

“It’s quite all right, Your Highness,” Kaiser interjected; he motioned to Elwood with a rather disgusted gesture. “Not all of us are as debauched as this one,” although it was quite the venomous statement, Kaiser’s tone remained playful, leaving Elwood laughing as he listened.

“You seemed self-conscious.” Kaiser shrugged. He looked Hal up then down, casually, as if it were nothing. He said, “We are between men, here.” Kaiser met Hal’s frightened gaze once more. “You’ve no need to feel so nervous.”

Brb crying

For the first time in his life, the Crown Prince found himself grateful to be born in his own body, for he was certain that if he’d been blessed with a penis, he would be very, very erect right now—

That is when Hal came up with a solution—one that left both his guards nodding in agreement, yet baffled all the same by the Crown Prince’s suggestion. “Why don’t we all just shower together, then?”

*bangs fist on the table*

“We know you’ve been staring at us throughout this entire outing.” Elwood scoffed. “Your Highness, are you that desperate to be fucked?”

WOAH WOAH WOAH

“Personally, I’d love to fuck you, Prince Hal.” Elwood’s smile was a devilish one as he spoke the words. “Would you enjoy that?” he asked Hal, who stood there, agape and uncertain as to what he should say.

We just dove headfirst off the chill train

TIME TO TAKE A BREAK BC WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS IS GOING SO FAST

Yet, instead of finishing his phrase, Kaiser decided to kneel before the Crown Prince. He cupped Hal’s jaw with his free hand, then pulled Hal in for a kiss.

Chicken tenders

“Am I doing good?”

So it be like that 🤔 subby subway Hal

He admired the virile form of Kaiser’s broad shoulders, and he finally understood the true meaning of being sculpted like a God.

Interesting, he thought. His guards did appear to be older by at least a good decennium,