Beautiful Mess (Bailey's Boys, #1)

by Lucy V. Morgan

“Bailey! You’re alive!” Olly pulled me into a rough bear hug. “We thought you’d been eaten by the gnomes of self pity.” “There are gnomes of self pity?” “Mmph.” He chomped pepperoni. “They ride on owls of despair.”

Dragons and orgasms. The boy knew how to treat a girl.