Salvador was pouring with sweat when he suddenly felt a huge fart coming. Quickly, he tried getting away from Don Victor, but it was too late. Don Victor, who was bent down behind Salvador scooping up a pitchfork of manure, took Salvador’s huge, roaring fart right in the ear. Don Victor jerked up and saw a little burro standing alongside Salvador. “My God, Salvador!” he yelled. “Why, this little burro just farted on us!” He poked the poor innocent animal in the ass with his pitchfork. The startled burro leaped five feet in the air, farting an enormous fart, and took off running.
