Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

by Jenny Lawson

and you should accept who you are, flaws and all, because if you try to be someone you aren’t, then eventually some turkey is going to shit all over your well-crafted façade, so you might as well save yourself the effort and enjoy your zombie books.

Have you ever been homesick for someplace that doesn’t actually exist anymore? Someplace that exists only in your mind?”

read this line while I was sitting on the beach I've been vacationing to since childhood and thinking about the fac that while it's really nice there it's not the same and the reason it's not the same is because I'm older and life is different. Insta-tears.

Dear Victor: If you leave wet towels on the ground again I will stab you.

soooo relatable.