Simon pushed through into the gents, holding the door open for me. There were two urinals and I took one, surprised when he squeezed himself in next to me. “Um…” I said, suddenly self-conscious. “You want me to use the cubicle?” he asked as he went, grinning that lopsided grin of his. “Too late. Come on, don’t be shy. Unless…” he leaned in even closer. “The warden didn’t experiment on your you-know-what, did he?”
