When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?

by George Carlin

Michael Jackson buries them all. I say give him a bunch of kids and let him dance.

Hard work is a misleading term. Physical effort and long hours do not constitute hard work. Hard work is when someone pays you to do something you’d rather not be doing. Anytime you’d rather be doing something other than the thing you’re doing, you’re doing hard work.