The pump of a penis in the anus is, to be precise, a pain in the ass. The feel of a nice hot prick moiling in one’s mouth is certainly an experience that everyone should try, but is for me one of the minor sexual pleasures. The flood of hot semen into the mouth is pleasing enough if one takes any pride at all in one’s work, but it is at best a psychological pleasure rather than a physical one. Choking on oversalted soup is not my idea of sensuous bliss, but I admit my limitations.

