My Fault (Culpables, #1)

by Mercedes Ron

feeling a sudden hatred toward any and all beings endowed with a Y chromosome.

Real

now I had this miserable little snotnose here

The nicknames are crazy

I lifted the cup with a smile. “Who’s going to get me a refill?” For a moment, I felt free and happy.

ew

All I needed was four hours to find a bigger man than you. Thanks for opening my eyes. By the way, in your picture you look like a fish sucking air. Learn to kiss, douchebag!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’d always kept my demons in check—

Oh brother

When I walked in, the manager, a round woman, told me what my duties would be.

Insane description

He shook his hair with a Justin Bieber–like movement

True

“Are we back in the nineteen fifties, or did you just forget your bikini at home?”

LMFAOOOOOOOO

She was showing way more flesh than I was, and

Odd way to put it but ok

jockeying

Chicken

A? Who the hell was A?

Okay PLL

your days of fancy schools with uniforms will go bye-bye.

Saying "will go bye bye" as a threat is so funny