Maya: Omg [laughing emoji] I really need to change your contact name. Hat Trick King: Why? I proved it was true when I had your sexy thighs wrapped around my head, didn’t I? Maya: Keep it up and you’ll be named after this year’s least favorite mascot. Hat Trick King: Nah, my girl wouldn’t do me dirty like that. Maya: Try me [halo emoji] Hat Trick King: Fine. But add a heart to my name. Maya: Why? You’re so cheesy. Hat Trick King: Because it’s all yours, baby. You’ve gotta keep it safe for me.
