The Christmas Guest
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Quick list, not that I’ll follow any of it: Don’t keep telling English people how quaint they are. When in doubt, ask the person you’re talking to what they’ve read recently, and if they’ve seen any good films. Check teeth after lunch for embedded foodstuff. It is not your job to fill any silence that lasts more than three seconds. Wine is a sipping beverage. Finish a book. Any book.
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The faces around the table stared blankly at me so I kept speaking, and as I said the words, I was simultaneously aware that I would eventually spend countless hours replaying them with horror in my own head.