The Christmas Guest
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Read between December 23 - December 24, 2023
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set of Seinfeld seasons one and two that goes directly in the trash.
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Dreamt I was fooling around with Dave from back in high school and he was trying to find my breasts but they weren’t there. Then woke up face-to-face with an orange cat, purring maniacally, and kneading away at my chest with its sharp claws.
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asked me where I was from in America and I said Sacramento in California,
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He stopped and just stared at me, and for a moment, we were looking at each other, me kind of hoping he might wave or do something friendly. But instead he lifted a finger and swept it across his neck, then pointed at me.
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When Ashley comes to stay I am always left with a hangover so much worse than anything alcohol has ever done to me.
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Adam Chapman is now a Member of Parliament,