“Not everyone takes themselves as seriously as you do, sire. They have neither the energy nor the interest.” “Are you implying that I’m vain?” “I’m not implying it, Kamran. I’m delivering the statement to you directly.” “You’re an ass.” “It’s a mercy I don’t stare too long in the mirror, then, contemplating the contours of my face.” Reluctantly, Kamran cracked a smile.