Perhaps this is key to all these deities: they are unchanging, after all, because they are immortal. But there is something about Aphrodite that reminds me of women applying their lipstick in a war zone – you can’t take away her game face. Or certainly not for long. Make her fall in love with a mortal man and she will disguise herself, seduce him, threaten him, and leave him. Make her your laughingstock and she will only make you want her more.