“I wasn’t upset that you called me. I was upset because you think you’re indestructible. You’re not.” She paused to let her gaze bore into mine, to drive her point home. It was sweet. “And because of this false sense of security, you get yourself into the most … bizarre situations.” “Bizarre?” I asked, pretending to be offended. “Three words. Sewage plant disaster.” “That totally wasn’t my fault,” I argued, balking at the very idea of it. As if. She pursed her lips and waited for me to come to my senses. “Okay, it was my fault.” She knew me too well. “But only a little. And those rats had it
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