I Hope This Doesn’t Find You

by Ann Liang

I’m the most promising student they’ve taught in centuries. Their words, obviously, not mine.” “Your professors must be very healthy,” I say.

yea centuries old professors :P

“Although, just to put it out there, even if you were a serial killer, I would absolutely stick by you and sharpen your knives.”

Aww a true bestieee

Adults are always saying that. Other than If someone asked you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?

Or "if your friends jumped off a bridge, would YOU?"