And trust me, they’re definitely going to want to come. They’d rock up to a serial killer’s house if there was the promise of free booze.” “That’s highly concerning. You realize that’s highly concerning, right?” She shrugs. “Just how it is.” “Also—” I pause. Frown. “I’m sorry, did you just compare me to a serial killer?” “No,” she says, with too much emphasis. “Although, just to put it out there, even if you were a serial killer, I would absolutely stick by you and sharpen your knives.” “How sweet.”
