“Guess what, you pissant, you’re not in charge here. I am. I’m in charge. I have the authority.” She got to her feet, leaned in close. “I’m in charge. You’re free to shut up if you want while I tell you what you are. Loser. I don’t add the dick because I don’t have to look at it to know it’s very, very tiny. Here’s a tip. Jerking off constantly won’t make it bigger.”