Beyond the glaringly obvious and disgusting bits, isn’t arguing that men are literally incapable of choosing their own thoughts and behaviors . . . reductive? Aren’t you being a little anti-man by arguing that they are all such unthinking, prehistoric gym socks that they can’t stop their weens from just, like, ending up in someone accidentally? Isn’t positing that they’re rocking nothing more than the shriveled dingle-brain of their Neanderthal cousins sloshing around in the ol’ noggin a distinctly man-hating take?