Muzzer reminded me recently about this punky-looking girl I met in New York, who had dyed red and black hair, and was really nice looking. I was sharing a room with Muzzer again, and when I took her back to the room he was in bed but I thought he was asleep. I start getting it on with this bird and she says, ‘I want you to hit me.’ I said, ‘I don’t want to hit you.’ She said, ‘I want you to hit me – I like it.’ I was like, ‘Nah, leave it out.’ But she kept on at me, ‘I want you to hit me. I love it.’ So in the end I just gave a little slap, and she did love it. Then she hit me back, so I
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This had me in hysterics...
