The biggest problem with Raul was that he was a big wuss. He’d fight, and he was damn good at it, but he would always cower and submit to any other summoned totems. The first time we’d summoned him the same time as Shi Maria, she’d picked him up, skewering him right through his shell, and used his body as a cudgel to beat a group of bowl-headed, Japanese monsters called kappas to death. He’d screamed and sniveled and cried as Maria gleefully pounded him down like a toddler with a toy hammer. Then, Shi Maria ended up telling this to Geraldo the next time they were both together, and now Geraldo
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