The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

by Matt Dinniman

Carl: Donut. Do you know why they don’t like you? Donut: IT’S THE OTHER CAT. HAVANA BROWNS ARE UNTRUSTWORTHY MONGRELS. ALMOST AS BAD AS SPHYNXES AND SCOTTISH FOLDS.

I love Donut's hate for sphynx cats lmao