That’s not what happened. Instead, when I dropped the xistera extension, the following things landed all around me and Donut, all crammed into an area of about a quarter of a mile in each direction: Samantha. Sister Ines. The massive snake she was riding upon. Approximately 1,000 zombie baby seals. Approximately 5,000 zombie crabs. Another 500 zombie adult seals. A metric fuckton of living crabs and seals. Pretty much every fish in the world, or so it seemed. Living fish. Zombie fish. An alarming number of corpses. More on this in a moment. Zero demons.
