“By the way, the saying is ‘colder than a witch’s tit’, not hotter,” I inform her, not without snark. “Huh? Why would a tit be cold?” “Not sure, probably because it’s implicating being coldhearted or something? And the heart is right beneath a tit?” “I thought witches were associated with hell, thereby meaning that their tits would be hot. Are you sure that’s not it?” “I’m positive. I have the dual pack of Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men on DVD and have watched them a million times. That is the first and only other time I’ve heard the saying colder than a witch’s tit.” “ANY chance you guys
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