“Every day since you knocked on my door on Christmas, I’ve thanked my lucky stars we were given a second chance. Avery, I want to spend the rest of my life with you by my side. You are the source of my happiness, the center of my world, and the whole of my heart. Will you marry me?”
You ask her this the night after her final audition for a leading role in a major Broadway production? Have you lost your god damned mind?