The Perfect Fit

by Sadie Kincaid

sip my Scotch, about to suggest that Xander look elsewhere for his hookup, but I’m distracted by the guy walking up behind Lily. He puts his hand on her beautiful ass and squeezes, and I wonder if she’s with him. Until she turns around and punches him square in the jaw.

My heart races into overdrive. Holy fucknuggets, I’m definitely going to pass out.

Of course she fucking did. He looks like Ryan Gosling’s better-looking younger brother.

Because despite no one saying anything remotely to do with sex, the sexual tension in the room has ratcheted up about two hundred levels. I clear my throat. “What’s your proposition?”

“Actually, Xander and West give incredible blow jobs, so that wouldn’t fall entirely on you,” Zeke replies coolly, and I realize I said that last part out loud.

Im dead

And that man’s dick should come with a health warning, I swear.”