Penelope in Retrograde

by Brooke Abrams

Do not swear by the moon, for she changes constantly.

“I don’t think you’ve disappointed anyone tonight. I think you’re just human.”

Penelope is like Jane Austen or Emily Dickinson. She makes her own rules. She doesn’t need anyone to be happy.

omfg what a goddamn compliment

“I love a Scorpio in the bedroom.”

“Go write a love letter to the universe and yourself.”