“Apply six ounces of Love Potion directly onto or into the desired person’s drink. Make sure you stand directly in front of the user, as they will fall madly in love with the first person they see once the potion takes hold. Reapply every two weeks for maintained effect. Warning: do not use if you are pregnant or think you may become pregnant. Side effects may include itching, obsessive behavior, impulsiveness and aggression, panic attacks, and in severe cases, a loss of consciousness and heart failure.”
Ok, the side effects got a giggle from me. I almost spat out my tea.
