The creature shuddered and shrank back into the dark water. “What is wrong with you?” “Oh gods, where do I start?” I tilted my head as if in deep thought. “Hey, do you still want to know what I want? Cause I think I’ve got something in mind.” “I’m terrified to ask,” it groaned. “Have you ever heard of Omegaverse? If I become your vessel, maybe we can make that a real thing.” I clasped my hands together in excitement. “I’ll explain the basics to you.”
Really? This is meta fanfiction writing in a fantasy book. Hilarious,yes. But, fanfiction meta! The only way it could get worse is if Brie started going off about 50 Shades of Gray.