That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf (Mead Mishaps, #2)
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life was an unpredictable bitch.
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With the force of every woman tired of broke men’s audacity, I yeeted the drink straight at Jack’s head. Unfortunately for me, that broke man could dodge.
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“It’s a lot less painful than what your woman would go through if you put her through childbirth. You can’t expect her to go through worse pain if you yourself can’t even offer her this.”
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I think we should spend the day in a rowboat surrounded by lilies and cuddling.”