That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf (Mead Mishaps, #2)
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Potatoes are by far the most versatile crop. You can fry them up, bake them, or throw them at undesirable men who refuse to leave you alone.
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I do not know if my tits were built for murder. I don’t even think they were built with my back in mind.