That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf (Mead Mishaps, #2)
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I looked around, pretending to be confused for a moment. “Jack, have you lost your mind? Did you come here so I could help you find it?
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The large-and-in-charge woman was famous for her no-nonsense attitude
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why do i feel attacked by this
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The whole town knew of Jack’s ambitious nature and his inability to budget.
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jack bum ass
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With the force of every woman tired of broke men’s audacity, I yeeted the drink straight at Jack’s head. Unfortunately for me, that broke man could dodge.
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love how quick this is strting
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Reapply every two weeks for maintained effect. Warning: do not use if you are pregnant or think you may become pregnant. Side effects may include itching, obsessive behavior, impulsiveness and aggression, panic attacks, and in severe cases, a loss of consciousness and heart failure.”
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did you miss the part about the love potion?” “Yes, beloved, I can hear just fine. I just disagree.”
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he said yeah no
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the beast was still there. It stood on two legs,
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wtf
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the beast had on my apron.
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wolf ramsey
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“Please don’t run from me, Brie,” he panted. “It’s getting me a little too excited.”
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stfu
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“No, I used the front door. It just… needed a little push.” “You broke my door?” “I can fix it,” he said quickly,
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I did a few chores around your home since I was already here.
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love potion goes crazy
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It could just be the love potion affecting you.” “How many kids do you want?” I choked on my coffee.
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no fr
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my brother Gouda
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oh! she sells cheese and her name is Brie and her brother is Gouda
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“Judging by the rather interesting books you have on this shelf, I assumed the idea might excite you.” Oh gods, he found my romance books.
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“Let’s see, ‘Wicked Wolves and Wandering Women,’ ‘A Shifter’s Desires.’”
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“Should I growl in your ear that you’re mine and toss you over my shoulder?
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pls stop
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Maybe she’d greet me with open arms and spread her legs for me.
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crazy
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YOU LYING SACK OF CLOUD SCALES!”
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“You mentioned you wanted ten kids, which I’m sorry, but no,” she said, fanning herself. “Ten is too many, even if we are fated mates.”
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right cuz thats insane
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How do you feel about the name Rowan? That’s our first son.
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SJM MENTIONED
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“Is that your love language? You seem to love throwing things at me.”
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But right now, that potion’s going to kill you if we don’t fuck.
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I want to know what it’s going to take to get your nails digging into my back.
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I’ll be damned if I come anywhere but buried in her slick cunt.
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yes yes yes
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“Felix,” she screamed, her body quivering. “Gods yes. Cry for me, gorgeous.”
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Her breasts cushioned my chest as we moved together, neither in a hurry to finish.
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“If you need me, don’t,” he called down.
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a slow crooked grin spread across her face. “He blew your back out, didn’t he?”
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I’ll shove Gorgonzola down your throat until you shit out your soul.”
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wut
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“You eat pies?” “No, I shove them up my ass,” he growled. “Yes, I eat them.
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“You’re such a good fucking girl, aren’t you?”
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His movements were slow and sure. Sinking into my tight channel with enough command to ensure I felt every inch of him.
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“Eyes on me, gorgeous.”
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let them watch. I’m not done with you.”
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“Will… will you tell me?” “No. I ain’t no snitch.”
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We can take our place as true rulers of this world and the women who once scorned us will fall at our feet!” A dust-covered pause filled the air. “You’re doing this because you couldn’t get bitches?” Alexis asked.
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IM SCREAMING
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My tits were most definitely not built for murder. “Shit.”
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Cassian’s gruff beard tickled her neck as he took in her scent.
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SJM MENTION
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Ignoring it, I launched into my explanation. “Alright, so the basics of Omegaverse
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what the fuck
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Thing finally broke. “I can’t!” it wailed. “I can’t do this.”