More on this book
Community
Kindle Notes & Highlights
Read between
December 8 - December 9, 2024
Great. Now I’m storming.
It tasted like bark that was fermented in a mushroom for no less than a century before it was filtered through the dirty toes of depressed cyclops.
Were all dragons assigned tiny butler animals or was it a rite of passage kind of thing?
“Gods, you talk fast,” Dante sighed, resting his chin on his hand. “You didn’t feel the need to breathe during any part of that declaration?”
With the gates wide open and the demons at large, the potential for exciting new experiences looked to be limitless. Instead, fate saw fit to give me a fucking marriage of convenience. Fate is such a bitch.
It’s like Grandma Nutmeg always said: being a whiny little twat never solved anything. Well, that and how to hide the taste of arsenic in case your husband ever manhandles you.
In the meantime, I guess I’m actually going on a road trip with a dragon. To see a unicorn.
It’s going to take more than a day to fall in love with someone.” “A day? Princess, I fell as soon as I saw your reaction to snow.” “I hate you.” “We’ll work on that.”
“I refuse to dignify your ‘if’ with a response. You are my wife, and we are clearly falling in love.”
I was both in awe of and in deep fear of her. If this wasn’t love, it was damn close.
“STOP SCREAMING ABOUT FINDING A VIRGIN,” Usha hollered. “THE VILLAGERS ARE ALREADY WARY OF YOU LOT AND THIS IS EXACTLY HOW RUMORS START.”
“Well, that’s done. Are we raiding the king’s liquor cabinet or what?” We all looked at him in silence. “What? He’s dead. No use to him now.” I like Yala.
“The basilisk is the obvious choice,” Dante began. “Sure the bite hurts, but it is not going to kill me. But having to spend an entire night with fifty enraged pixies judging my every move? A flesh wound hurts far less than emotional manipulation.”
Mirroring the orc’s excitement, Felix’s body shook rapidly and then, bam, a werewolf sat in his place. “Yala! I can’t believe it’s you!” Behind the massive wall of fur, I saw the tip of a rapidly beating tail smack the shit out of whatever innocent furniture was next to him.