Accidental Attachment (It's A Funny Story #1)

by Max Monroe

I’m flattered and flabbergasted all at once. I’m flattergasted.

“This is what they call a shit-or-get-off-the-pot moment, Chasey-wasey. What’s it gonna be? Undeniable relief or chronic, painful constipation?”

You’re severely talented, Brooke. Seriously, if talent were violent, you’d have leveled everyone around you by now. Even Chuck Norris.”

Both in literature and the real world, perspective can be faked. With a little effort, making people see what you want them to see is easy.

It’s odd how driving for hours can make you feel like you just spent a week in a hostel with no AC and only one pair of underwear, but there’s just something about when you finally reach your destination that makes a shower feel like nirvana.