Accidental Attachment (It's A Funny Story #1)

by Max Monroe

“I knew meeting you would be one of the highlights of my career, Brooke, but I didn’t know your banter would be the highlight of my day. If I could carry you home with me, I doubt I’d need any other entertainment at all.”

I barely know him—don’t even know his favorite color—but as far as my imagination is concerned, he’s the man the universe created just for me.

If I would’ve known I was this good at making nightmares come to reality, I would’ve tried my hand at writing horror.

Sam: But if River is you, I also think I might be weirdly attracted to you, which is a serious mindfuck because you’re my goddamn sister! Sam: I also think I understand the Immaculate Conception now because I think your book got me pregnant. Me and Mary, we’re on a whole new wavelength!