Accidental Attachment (It's A Funny Story #1)

by Max Monroe

And to Henry Cavill’s right testicle. Some might say it’s his best testicle, and well, we agree.

I- 😧

never in my life have I heard this word before

She picks at the skin around her nails and chews at the inside of her lip when she’s nervous.”

I know this isn’t uncommon but this will definitely be her tell

“The only condiment I serve is mustard. Ketchup is for sheep, and mayo is for simps. At least, in my apartment. Feel free to do what you want with your free will otherwise.”

UH OH

“Sometimes slow is fast, and sometimes fast is slow,” I tell her through a smirk, dropping onto my stomach until I’m at the perfect angle to put my lips on her. “Okay, Lightning McQueen,” she teases on a scoff. “Whatever you say.”

LMFAO