Accidental Attachment (It's A Funny Story #1)

by Max Monroe

And to Henry Cavill’s right testicle. Some might say it’s his best testicle, and well, we agree.

I swear you could melt a Catholic toward the devil if Chase just introduced the two.

“I knew meeting you would be one of the highlights of my career, Brooke, but I didn’t know your banter would be the highlight of my day. If I could carry you home with me, I doubt I’d need any other entertainment at all.”

So, let them see you. Let those fuckers use X-ray vision goggles if they want.

But first, I need to find a bottle of water because my mouth is drier than the pussy of a woman who’s been married to a narcissist for twenty-five years.