Accidental Attachment (It's A Funny Story #1)

by Max Monroe

Dolly Parton CD gets to the crescendo about a woman named “Jolene.”

“Living on Memories of You.” As Dolly sings about a lack of sunshine during both day and night,

I’m reminded why Dolly Parton, to me, is life.

Dolly’s music, though, I’ve decided, always has an answer.

I’m not

obsessive or anything, but one of the rules of my house is that Dolly’s CDs always take ...

But as the sun sets and the...

in, Dolly’s coming back. You really can’t beat paying the price ...

I read every word of Accidental Attachment as though she were River and Clive were me.

It’s not like I’ve got anything of high value in my place other than my Dolly CDs that a whole generation would make fun of me for using rather than streaming from my phone anyway,

“Listen to one of your favorite Dolly songs on your

phone?”

“Listen here, mister. Do not bring Dolly into this.” “But I thought you said she was ...

I’ll force you to listen to forty-eight hours of Dolly Parton during our next long drive. No breaks. Just you, me, and Dolly 9 to 5’in the whole way.

The Thing in Dragoon, Arizona.

Sedona was clearly amazing, and both of us remarked on the fact that it’d be worth a whole trip of its own one day in the future.

I need Dolly, and I need her now.

“Dolly Parton, of course,” I reply with a breathiness even I can hear.

“You sure love Dolly, huh?”

“More than is healthy s...

Dolly Greatest Hits playlist, is “Marry Me.”

surprise set up for me since I came up with the idea yesterday morning.

White Limozeen is a rooftop bar in Nashville, and one that I know, without a doubt, Brooke will lose her mind over. A Dolly Parton theme just might be involved.

twentysomething years of obsession culminating in this moment.

Putting Dolly Parton before sex without argument? It’s official. He really is the perfect man.