Accidental Attachment (It's A Funny Story #1)

by Max Monroe

“Have you ever operated something this big before? Or are you used to working with small equipment?” He coughs, and the innuendo of what I’ve just said hits me square between the eyes. So much for sophisticated and professional. I might as well be a producer on a porn set with the way I crafted that question. How big does your penis measure, sir? GAH.

A gentle tap on the shoulder is all it takes to send my stomach straight to the inner lip of my asshole, locked and loaded and ready to be shat in a fiery spray of nerve-induced diarrhea. Instantly, Schitt’s Creek comes to mind, but instead of Ew, David, it’s Ew, Brooke.

But her feedback? It’s bullshit—not sensible in the least. I mean, I’m thrilled to hear she loves the book, but I didn’t send her the manuscript for a pleasure read!