All text messages. All from my sister. Mo: Okay, so we need an organized communication system so you can keep me up to speed on everything that happens on the tour. I want to know what Brooke says and what she wears and what she eats, etc. I want a fully detailed, nightly report. Mo: Though, I guess I’d be okay with a morning report. Mo: Or maybe you should do, like, a morning report and a nightly report. That way, you won’t forget anything. Mo: Oh, and if there’s any reader out there who tries to act like they’re her biggest fan, I need FBI-style background information on those liars ASAP. I
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