How on earth does he know how to drive a giant bus like this, when I barely know how to drive a car? I don’t want him to take my question the wrong way, though, so I try to make myself sound as sophisticated and professional as possible. “Have you ever operated something this big before? Or are you used to working with small equipment?” He coughs, and the innuendo of what I’ve just said hits me square between the eyes. So much for sophisticated and professional. I might as well be a producer on a porn set with the way I crafted that question. How big does your penis measure, sir? GAH.
