Accidental Attachment (It's A Funny Story #1)

by Max Monroe

“I have a condition called vasovagal syncope. Basically, something triggers a drop in my blood pressure, and boop, I’m dropping into a fainted state like a cast member on Days of Our Lives.

“The one you’re making that no human as hot as you has ever made before!” I snap, getting impatient. “Your brow is overly furrowed, Dawson, and it’s obvious.” “You think I’m hot?”

“Okay, you’re annoying because even when you’re annoying, you’re nice. And that’s more annoying than just being annoying, so you’re double annoying with a cherry on top.”