“I summarized everything and posted it on AO3,” Lilith declared proudly. Oh, Lucifer. Astaroth resisted smacking his forehead with his palm. “You mean Archive of Our Own?” he asked. “That fan fiction site where you post your tentacle porn?” “She writes tentacle porn?” Themmie asked. “Awesome. I’m gonna need that link. For, uh, research.” Lilith looked up at the pixie. “I knew I liked the colorful bug. My next one-shot will be dedicated to you, flappy one.”

