“If you want me to be an asshole. . .” I bite back a laugh. “Wade, you wouldn’t even know how to be an asshole, and I like that about you.” He exhales. Lachlan shoots daggers at me. “So. . .?” “It’s complicated.” “Look, we’ll both be out of town the next few days. Just. . .when we get back here, go on a date with me. A real one. . .” “Not gonna happen,” Lach says, his voice menacing.