I swear she conditioned my body to react this way. Her raspy voice in the morning? Instant hard-on. Her bitchy attitude? Instant hard-on. The way she smiles at me? Instant hard-on. The conviction in her words when she speaks about her soccer abilities? Instant hard-on. The fire in her eyes when she’s turned on? That’s an obvious one. She’s turned me into a fucking lab rat in a B.F. Skinner study, for fuck’s sake.
